Dad: “Geez, I am falling apart.”
Me: Dad, you’ve already fallen apart. They’ve just put you back together.
Dad: “Call the undertaker!” Upon being taken by ambulance to the hospital for a suspected serious infection.
Me: Dad, we really need to find something that you are interested in, that you can spend time on and enjoy, maybe with others.
Dad: Donna, They’ve got television for that.
"Side By Each" 